productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

questlon:

99% of my socks are single u don’t see them crying about it

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

i got a new tattoo today of a phoenix to represent how as people we can rise from the ashes

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werewolfbandaids:

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

spankmehardbarry:

omgs:

*daddy rips dick off and throws it*

"go fetch :)"

me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes* 

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wilbr:

U2’s next album is going to be government-issued and refusing will be a federal crime.