drdrevevo:

I send dick pics bc my parents didn’t love me as a child

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

alienton:

if i hear you say “white power” the next word outta your mouth had better be “ranger”

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

brooklynncalifornia:

how to get gays’ attention

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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whorville:

Pluto isn’t the only thing that’s rock hard and tiny ;)

loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

serfboarts:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what even is this show

the deleted scene from american horror story: Coven